food

I guess I'll blog my food intake for the day since I've been slacking on the blog thing and can't think of anything else to write. Lets see... for brunch, I had a jimungus omelette with ham, cheese, onion, bell pepper, and bacon, some grits, two waffles with whipped cream, blueberries, and powdered sugar. Then I went to Andy's and ate nearly his whole box of cereal. I took a nap and then got up for dinner at Carrabas, had calamari and ministroni, and finished with a tirimisu as big as my head. How I am not a whale... I don't know. :)

jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
... beef jerky!!

How do you kill a blonde?
... put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a pool!

~brought to you in part by Nina and Andy

Friends

Every girl needs a friend who will call her beef-cakes when she's down, one who will snuggle her boobies and listen to Britney Spears when he's down. It's also nice to have a friend you can call Jock-Strap. :)